My Daily Humorscope

Oh My... I loved this!

From Humorscope:

Capricorn
Everyone you work with will start spending a lot of time balancing things on their nose. This could be bad. You may have a renegade seal trainer lurking in your midst!

Just glad I'm not a Cancer.

Cancer
You will be followed by an evil-looking man in an old green Ford pickup truck. Surprisingly, it will turn out that following people is just his hobby, and you have nothing to worry about.

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