ISO Dirty Jokes

No... not those kind. Geez.

I need jokes about dirt. As many as you can think of. I'm desperate! I searched the internet and only found TWO. There must be more.

Anyone? Anyone?

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I've managed a grand total of 1,661 words today, but I'm beginning to have some problem with eye strain and can't look at the computer any more. That's okay -- I wanted at least 1600 words today, and I got it, so I'm pretty content.

I now have a grand total of: 16,663 / 50,000