Friday Feast

Time once again for the Friday Feast:

Appetizer
What are some lyrics you have misheard (such as, instead of "Gettin' Jiggy With It" you heard "Kick a chicken with it")?

From the Beatles "Come Together": One thing that I know is that you got to have fleas!

And pretty much everything by Bob Dylan and Dwight Yoakum (these guys really need to take that class from "Singing in the Rain" - Moses supposes his noses is roses, but Moses supposes erroneously... Geez, enunciate people)

Soup
What is the worst movie you have ever seen?

The only movie I can remember absolutely hating every minute of, but sat through it anyway because it was so highly acclaimed and I figured I must be missing something was, "The Gods Must Be Crazy".

That said, I can't STAND any that Adam Sandler has done with the exception of "The Wedding Singer". My husband loves Mr. Sandler's movies (I saw bits of "Happy Gilmore" just the other day on my trips through the living room). I don't get it. At. All. But I must be in the minority, because he's still making movies and making money.

Salad
Using the letters from your favorite number, write a sentence. Example: Tomorrow has really easy experiences.

Hey, three was MY number. Actually, I do this with my letter verification phrases on the blogs. They seldom make sense, but it's fun to stretch the brain a bit. Okay. Um...

Truly, he retrieves easy eels.

Main Course
What was the most interesting news story you have heard this week?

Interesting? The news is so depressing, I can't stand it, but it's seldom interesting unless you dig deeper than the front page.

How about this one (and isn't she lucky this isn't MUCH worse). From Foxnews.com Out There:

And Now This From the Huge-Embarrassing-Whoopsie Dept.:

NEW YORK (AP) — CNN is apologizing for upstaging a presidential speech with a conversation live from the ladies' room.

Anchor Kyra Phillips of the cable network's "Live From..." program unwittingly talked over the president's speech when her wireless microphone was left on during a bathroom break.

Her off-the-cuff remarks about her husband and her brother's marriage went on the air along with one of President George W. Bush's speeches on Hurricane Katrina, until another voice told her to turn off her mike.

In her conversation she dismissed most men with a vulgar term, but called herself "very lucky" to have a "handsome" and "great, great human being" for a husband.

She also called her brother's wife a "control freak."

Phillips later apologized to viewers for "an issue" with the mikes. A CNN statement about the "audio difficulties" came with an apology for viewers, the president and the White House.

Dessert
Which word(s) would you choose to describe your wardrobe?

Casual. And shrinking... why do my clothes keep getting smaller??