Five Reasons The Best Writers Come From Willie Wonka's Chocolate Factory:
1. They can settle their nerves by chewing on the everlasting gobstobber constantly.
2. Chocolate rivers.
3. No need to worry about stopping mid-chapter for house cleaning or other menial jobs -- they have the Oompa-Loopahs.
4. Don't need to stop for dinner, just chew that gum with a five-course meal (though they probably should spit it out before dessert).
5. Whenever they need inspiration, they can take the boat or the glass elevator for some amazing ideas.
Have you checked out the recent reviews on LASR? There are some good 'uns!