What, Where, When, Why, How with Bess McBride

Welcome to Bess McBride!

What would you say to a half dressed man you caught stealing your tomatoes out of your garden?

“What the heck are you doing?” I yelled.

He paused and turned to me. I couldn’t help wonder if he wasn’t cold without a shirt.

“I’m stealing tomatoes out of your garden.”

I eyed him. Moonlight gleamed on his dark hair, but I steeled myself against his good looks.

“I don’t have any tomatoes. In fact, I don’t even have a garden. You’ve got your hands in my goldfish pond.”

He stared at me for a moment and then turned back to look at the pond.

“Oh,” he murmured.

I crossed my arms and shook my head.

“Go back to bed, honey. You’re scaring the fish.”

When is your bedtime?

Sometime after my significant other and I turn off the TV, after he goes to bed and gets his initial snoring out of the way, after I’ve worked on some edits or rewrites and after I’ve read for a bit in bed. The best part is I wake up about 8 hours later...no alarm clock, for now, until I return to work some day.

Where did you last shop?

The grocery store, hunting down the most expensive food in the world, frozen blueberries for my oatmeal, cuz a girl’s gotta have a little oatmeal with her blueberries.

Why would you try to lasso and ride the Loch Ness Monster on a dark and stormy night?

No, I would never try to lasso Nessie, and I’m not sure I really want to ride her on a dark and stormy night. I’d love to see her far away in the middle of the loch, and oh, just maybe, I’d like to pet her nose at sunup some morning...right before I run back to the castle and sit down to the warm breakfast that my knight in shining armor has prepared for me.

How would you explain a perfectly cultured and Armani dressed guy wearing a red sock and a white sock?

He needs a wife...could be me. He is Italian, isn’t he? Not that I’m doing his laundry or anything, but I could be available to check the colors of his socks.

Bess McBride
"Romances for the Shy Girl in All of Us"
www.bessmcbride.com
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