Monday, October 06, 2008

Monday Morning Meme and Pure Insanity



1. Do you have certain times of the day when you have to have things done? Does your day run on a timetable? Or are you more of a laissez-faire kind of person?

Yes and no to both questions. I typically have an idea of what has to get done during the day, but not specific times (with some exceptions -- for instance, classes we attend obviously have to be done at a certain time). I am NOT laissez-faire at all. I am usually a big bundle of Type A intensity.

2. What one word describes you on a good day? What about on a bad day? What one word would your best friend use to describe you? What one word would your significant other use to describe you?

Good day: Motivated
Bad day: Cranky
Best Friend: hmmm... loyal?
SO: Confusing (LOL)

3. Your blog is being made into a television show. What kind of show will it be? Sit-com? Drama? How long is it? Hour? Half-hour? Sunday night movie? And most importantly, who are your show’s sponsors?

Half-hour sitcom sponsored by a local group of Ichthyologists.

4. What is your favorite perfume or cologne? How often do you wear perfume or cologne? Has anyone ever told you smelled good/bad? If so, how did that make you feel? Flattered? Self-conscious? Uncomfortable?

I don't wear perfume. It gives me a wicked headache. Sometimes I spray on some fruity smelling stuff. I used to wear "Beautiful" by Estee Lauder many, many moons ago -- and always laughed when someone asked what scent it was.

"I love your perfume. What is it?"

"It's Beautiful."

"I agree, but what's it called?"

Ha... my own version of "Who's on First."

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I did it.

I'm all signed up for NaNoWriMo this year. Dear heavens, I must be insane. I really miss the time I use to have to write during November -- my mom would take DD upstairs and do crafts for AN ENTIRE DAY. It was great!

Now? Well considering Mom is 2500 miles away, that's a little difficult.

Last year I did just under 17,000 words. I blame that a little bit on the genre (fantasy) and the fact that I got bogged down in world-building. This year? Romantic comedy... I should be good to go. I hope.

Look! Here's my NaNo page! (you may have to be logged in to view it, not sure).

I suspect November 1st is going to come WAY too fast for me.

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Sunday, October 05, 2008

Tarred...

The idle man does not know what it is to enjoy rest, for he has not earned it. ~John Lubbock

Worked all day, yesterday, on cutting down and clearing more trees. Oy. I am so tired. And sore. We took down two more oaks, a maple and a little clump of birches. The oaks were diseased and full of ants again (my SIL tells me that is pretty common around here... who knew?), the maple had been attacked by woodpeckers and was leaking sap year round (and, given the holes, probably had bugs inside, too) and the birches were a casualty of felling the maple.

One oak was felled in the yard (and nearly took out the deck... if it had been two feet longer...), so that was a real pain because we have to clean up every last stick and acorn. DD handled the acorns and sprinkled them liberally around the bird feeders for the vast rodent population that we have. Only hours later, all that was left was gnawed on caps. Happy chippies!

I was so tired, I crawled into bed at 7:30. However, apparently my brain wasn't as tired as my body, so kept me awake -- chattering constantly -- until well after 9:00. Then DD and Dd woke me a 12:30 to go out (well... Dd needed to go out, and I won't let DD go outside at midnight with our weird neighbors) and again at 3 a.m. (this time the dog just wanted to sleep somewhere else, so she and I curled up on the spare bedroom bed). Cat let me sleep until nearly 6, though!! Woot!

In any case, today I play catch up. I have somewhere between 20 - 40 pages to build for LASR next week (that includes reviews), promo, my own personal website has broken buy links (ACK!) and I have two reviews that are due next week and I have only finished one of the books.

So despite being "tarred", I have to work! Hope you all have a great day.

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Your Surfing Habits are 70% Male, 30% Female



If we had to guess, we would guess that you are a man.

You use the internet to make your life more efficient - and to make you smarter.

For you, the internet is like a vast encyclopedia.

You search and surf extensively. You look up everything online.



Um... well... not a man, but have to agree with the rest!

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Saturday, October 04, 2008

The Ants Go Marching...

“Turn on the prudent ant thy heedful eyes. Observe her labors, sluggard, and be wise.” - Samuel Johnson

I wish I'd had my camera with me yesterday, but I wasn't outside to take pictures, I was outside to work like a dog (not MY dog, but...) -- DH and I worked on cleaning up two oaks he'd taken down two weeks ago, prior to the non-stop rains.

He'd chopped them into 12" chunks (we have a small stove, but it's POWERFUL) and then decided to use the maul and chop them in half. Lo and behold: the bottom, oh five feet, of the tree was full of carpenter ants.

I was alternately grossed out and fascinated. And I have to admit to feeling a little bad as I watched the adults rush around grabbing eggs and larvae. What good parents they are!

And the pathways were amazing and intricate. They really are interesting little critters. Unfortunately, they are also firmly on the "bad bug" list (and yes, we do allow the tiny black ants to live -- as long as they stay outside -- because they don't eat our house), so it was left to me to spray the logs and kill them (sadly... I don't kill bugs well). I still feel rotten about it.

DH said, "I knew that tree had ants. That's why I took it down."

Yep... uh huh...

Today? More of the same. And, he may be taking down the ginormous oak that grew next to the ant infested one. Dear heavens. Almost makes me wish for rain.

Almost.

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I sent off my Womans World story yesterday... now I want to vomit. I keep thinking that, eventually, I will get over the extreme nausea that follows every submission. I hope so. It's just not pleasant.

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Did you guys see the contest I posted about two days ago from Patti Ann Colt? It's fun and it's got a great prize!! Go look!

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What Your Burger Says About You



You are very gluttonous. Even if you're full, you'll still clear your plate.

You are a compassionate and caring. You know how to enjoy life while still looking out for others.

You are a very open eater. You like many types of tastes, and you'll eat just about anything.

You tend to gravitate toward strong, pungent foods. Even if it means having bad breath!

You consider yourself a healthy eater. But you're not about to sacrifice taste or quantity!

You are social, outgoing, and a risk taker. Among your friends, you are the first to try a new food.



Um... maybe 50% on that one. Oh well... You?

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Friday, October 03, 2008

Cuz I'm Brunette, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah....

Writing became such a process of discovery that I couldn't wait to get to work in the morning: I wanted to know what I was going to say. ~Sharon O'Brien

So, yesterday was a scheduled writing day and I'm really struggling with what to work on (when writers say they run out of ideas, I'm gobsmacked -- I have too many, and they never stop coming... just once, I'd like to only have one or two), so I wrote a very short story aimed at publication in Womans World. I know, I know, I've said in the past that I wasn't going to submit to them any more, but the author spotlight at LASR this week has a story coming up with them (in the 10/27 issue, if you're interested) and it got me all fired up again. They've lowered their word count (again), so now you have to have a "complete" story in only 900 words! YIKES!

Judy, very thoughtfully gave me a first line to use to get me going (I love writing prompts), and it only took me a couple of hours to get it done. It's off to Judy for a quick look-see, and then I'll pop it in the mail.

Actually, I had a lot of fun writing it -- and may start doing this once every few weeks like I used to. My writing goals two years ago included having at least two short pieces (stories, articles, whatever) in submission every month! I don't think that's a bad idea, and I may consider doing that again. We'll see.

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Your Hair Should Be Brown



You are an intelligent, well respected person.

You are very confident. You take yourself seriously, and other people take you seriously too.

You are a good leader, and you can be trusted with someone's life.

You motivate people well, and you command respect easily.

You are competent, successful, and organized. You can't stand chaos.

Some people mistake you for being cold, calculating, or elitist.



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Hey, anyone else remember Julie Brown's music? I have her album on vinyl and love each and every song (unfortunately, my record player has broken and I can't listen to my 300+ records right now ... wah...)

Anyway, one of my faves (this can get just a smidge crude):



Happy Friday!

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Thursday, October 02, 2008

Check out THIS Contest!

Patti Ann Colt is having this great contest!!

A Picture is Worth a Hundred Words Contest

It's that time again. Time for my "A Picture is Worth a Hundred Words" contest. Remember the rules? Has to be dialogue. You can use dialogue tags and minor descriptions to keep the words flowing, but should be mostly dialogue. I'll run this one until the 15th. Winner gets a $20 gift certificate to Amazon. Post your entries in the comments section.

Woo Hoo!!!!!!!

Whatcha waiting for? Head over to this post on her blog, take a look at the picture and write something.

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Booking It and Eye Boogers

"Writing is a form of therapy; sometimes I wonder how all those, who do not write, compose, or paint can manage to escape the madness, the melancholia, the panic fear, which is inherent in a human condition" - Graham Greene

Haven't booked it in awhile, so thought I'd get back in...



What, in your opinion, is the best book that you haven’t liked? Mind you, I don’t mean your most-hated book–oh, no. I mean the most accomplished, skilled, well-written, impressive book that you just simply didn’t like.

Like, for movies–I can acknowledge that Citizen Kane is a tour de force and is all sorts of wonderful, cinematically speaking, but . . . I just don’t like it. I find it impressive and quite an accomplishment, but it’s not my cup of tea.

So . . . what book (or books) is your Citizen Kane?


Mine would have to be "The Time Traveler's Wife" by Audrey Niffenegger.

The premise? Very cool. The writing? Amazing. The story? VERY interesting.

What killed it for me was ... well, those of you who have read this story and know me and my story preferences will understand why I wasn't particularly happy with this book. It has to do with our hero. That's all I'm saying, cuz it's a major spoiler. Fact is, though, I'd never read this book again -- and I wouldn't recommend it to most of my friends. There are some of you (For instance: Jen, Charity, Anno) who would probably thoroughly enjoy it ... but me? Not so much.

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Speaking of Charity -- go check out what she just got and give her a C, give her an O, give her a N, and a G, and an R... okay, I'll stop.

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So... Dakota woke up the other morning (Mon? Tues?) with icky yellow-green eye boogers. Blech. And she was pawing at her eyes... and one had the third eyelid swollen and I wondered -- do dogs get pink eye?

Just so you know, apparently they DO.

So, I have a tube of goop to squeeze in her eyes three times a day until it's gone. When the doggy doc gave it to me, I thought -- great, gonna have to have DD and DH sit on her while I do this. But, you know what? For all her faults, she is a very patient patient. She just sits and lets me do it. Alone. Three times a day. In fact, when she sees the tube come out, she slithers over with the tip of her tail wagging and just plops down. Without me asking.

I guess I will keep her. If only she was leash trained. *sigh*

But, she is cute:



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What Your Handbag Says About You



You are a low maintenance person. You can adapt to a variety of situations.

You are an organized and together person. You are competent and successful.

You are practical and down to earth. You tend to be a rather reserved and quiet person.



This was hard for me because... I use a fanny pack! LOLOL.... But, yeah, it's pretty right on.

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Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Welcome Guest Blogger: Amy Corwin!

HELP: Writer’s Block? Stalled?

Like an airplane with an engine suddenly giving out in mid-flight, I sometimes stall and start a nosedive straight toward the corn fields below. This happens to me at least once a year, usually in the spring and pretty much lasts through the summer. When the days turn cool again in late summer, I get a sudden surge of creative energy that lasts through the holidays.
If I want to get any writing done, that’s when I need to do it, holidays, guests and unroasted turkeys be damned. Some years, I’ve written two complete 400 page manuscripts during the period from September 1st through January 30th.

While exciting, this is not the best way to manage your writing life. Not to mention what it does to your personal life when you’re already juggling another (paying) job, a household, and a 2-acre garden. And let’s not forget family and friends who may feel a little neglected sitting down to the dining room table only to discover that the turkey is still sitting—raw—in its pan on top of the stove. (Just five more minutes—I swear I’ll have this scene done in five more minutes, honestly. Can’t you just shove that pan in the oven for me? I’ll be with you in ten minutes or so, twenty tops. Okay maybe thirty, but then we’ll have the whole evening. Okay, I didn’t realize it’s past nine already, but I swear I’ll be down soon…)

So many writers complain about writer’s block or stalling out. But I know in my own case it’s due to several very specific things. If I can get control over them, I can beat that thing like a bowl of cake batter.

I suspect that many others have similar issues.

Before I go into long-winded, psycho-babble, I will offer the solution right up front. The only answer to writer’s block is to write. That’s right: just write. Write at least five days a week, every day of those five days. Set aside a chunk of time and do it. There is nothing I can say that takes the place of this. It is the only way to beat writer’s block into submissions (yes, that’s submissions—as in something you send to an editor.)

Just write.

Now that you know the answer, you don’t really need to read any further. But I do have some other observations based upon my own, limited experience.

Over-thinking, or Thinking at All

If you stop to think about writing and think about if you feel like writing, you’ll never write. When you’re feeling depressed about your writing not going anywhere, or feel all your good ideas have somehow morphed into useless dross, then of course you’re not going to feel like writing. Nonetheless, you’re a big girl, or boy, now. You’ve got a job to do, so just do it.

Don’t stop to get in touch with your feelings (gag). The last thing you want to do right now is to get in touch with your feelings. Because right now, you’re feelings probably consist of one or more of the following:

* My writing sucks. Why am I torturing myself this way? I should quit now.
* I’ll never be published. Why do I keep trying? I should quit now.
* This manuscript stinks-on-ice. Why continue with this worthless piece of stinky shine-ola? I should quit now.
* I’ve gotta be crazy to think I’m a writer. Who am I kidding? I should quit now.
* I have no idea what I’m doing. What am I doing? I should quit now.

You’ll notice all of these end with: I should quit now.

Not.

Honey, every blessed one of us is convinced her life is one big desperate charade consisting of: trying to make people think she knows what she is doing (she doesn’t); that she is wildly successful (maybe she is, maybe she isn’t, maybe she’s going to fail at any minute if she can’t keep those plates spinning on top their poles); and that people of the opposite sex find her hugely attractive.

Let’s face it, we all feel that way. If we don’t, then we’re probably psychotic sociopaths. Those are the only people I know who are so filled with self-confidence that they think they’re smarter than everyone else and will never get caught. (Not that I have any personal knowledge about that.)

What is the solution? Stop fretting over your feelings. Stop pausing to evaluate how you feel about writing. Just write. That’s all, just write.

The more you write, the better you will feel about your writing, because your writing will get better. It can’t help getting better because it’s an art. Like any other art, the more you practice, the better your performance.

Stuck or Stalled

Sometimes you go on a vacation or take a break of some kind or reach a point in your manuscript where you sort of forget what you were going to do. Unfortunately, the longer you remain in this state, the more stuck you become. You’ve walked right into the quicksand. You’re sinking. Unless you grab a nearby branch and pull yourself out, you’re going to go down.

This happens to me for the reasons I mentioned above: I take a break and forget what I was doing. Or, I’ve hit page 150. You see, around page 150, my characters have taken on a life of their own and now control things. My plot, sketchy at the best of times, now no longer bears any resemblance to anything these people want to do.

At this point, I need to sit down and sketch out what I now think could happen. I need to review what those characters have done. After I renew my acquaintance with my characters, I have to get their take on where they think things are going to go. In other words, I re-plot it or I review my characters to make sure I still understand them.

Lest you think this takes a long time, I rarely spend more than an hour or two re-plotting. I just want to get a few more scenes and twists in my brain to carry me through the next 150 pages or so, bringing me to 300. At around page 300, I need to develop the final chapters, which are admittedly the hardest for me. (Others say the endings are easy, but I find the end to be absolute torture to write). So when I hit 300, unless I’m on a roll, I sit down again for another hour or two and plot out the rest.

Lately, I’ve taken to writing the last chapter or two after I’ve written the first 150 pages because it eases my “end-of-the-book” dread.

Now, when I say “plot” I’m being very loose with that term. My plotting consists of writing three brief sentences, summarizing what I want to get done in a chapter. Each sentence equates to a scene. This is my formula. You will need to work out what feels natural for you.

Stubborn characters

Kill them off. The death of a stubborn character will often have a jarring effect upon the remaining characters and make them cooperate with you. The prospect of an early and grisly death will frequently make difficult characters very helpful and perhaps bring them groveling to your feet. If the characters continue to resist, you can let lose a serial killer. There’s nothing like a few timely murders to improve the tension in a manuscript and get the action back on track.

Seriously, maybe that’s why I write stories that contain a mystery element. I find that a dead body will absolutely make the middle of the book come alive.

For everyone else, do the twist. You have to bring in some unexpected event that feels inevitable once it happens, but completely surprises the reader. This is not easy, but is has to be done. Just escalating the same old action, for example expanding the murders to threaten the whole village instead of one family, is not a twist and will not escalate the tension.

For those who don’t like murders or mysteries, sit down and have a serious discussion with your characters. This might help you come up with that inevitable, but surprising, twist.

But if you have plenty of twists and your characters just won’t cooperate, perhaps you just don’t understand them any longer. They’ve developed (unexpectedly) into real people. This is a good thing, but it may be a problem for many writer, who no longer has control over the story.

Conversely, characters who have not “come alive” can be even more problematic. The hero and heroine may be flat cutouts from a glamour magazine without any real personality or motivation. This issue will develop into a lack of interest for both the writer and the reader.

If you have this issue, go back through and create a grid of what your characters want, what their goals are, why they are in trouble now, and what they think they’re going to do next. This puts you into their heads and should help you bring the plot back in line with your characters’ conflicts. Ultimately, it may give you the impetus to write again.

Above all else, it is the characters and emotion that will sell the manuscript and drive the plot. You must make sure the characters’ emotions are real.

Finally

To cure writer’s block, you need to write. You also need to read and watch entertainments such as television or movies, because those may also spark the creative spirit. The old, “Heck, I can do better than that” scenario. You want that. You need that.

You need to get back to work and write.

Amy Corwin,

Author of:

Christmas Mishaps, coming Dec 3 from Cerridwen Press

“ What can go wrong, will go wrong--especially with love.”


Outrageous Behavior, coming soon from The Wild Rose Press


“ When love ignores the bait, Outrageous Behavior may just hook the right man!”


I Bid One American, from The Wild Rose Press


“ An American heiress no one wants; a duke every woman desires; and a murder no one expects…” Rated Outstanding by Long and Short Reviews…


Smuggled Rose, from Cerridwen Press
4-star rating from The Romantic Times!


web site: http://www.amycorwin.com